I will sing my favorite song.
Learn how to do it manually with Edge Finders and Coaxial Indicators. This has two advantages; first when your probe is not calibrated or you have crashed it into something you are not stuck; second when you do calibrate your replacement probe you can independently check the calibration instead of relying on blind faith.
And you may surprise yourself and find that sometimes just zipping through a work zero and tool offset determination manually is actually faster than using the probe.
An open mind is a virtue...so long as all the common sense has not leaked out.